7/7 Gamey Thread: Puttin' on the Ritzi & Rowdy Roniel Raudes

“There is only one way to avoid criticism: Do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing” ~ Aristotle

“I think we’ve hit bottom. You have to sometimes hit bottom. If this isn’t bottom, then we’ll find some new ends to the Earth, I guess, or something.”
-Bobby Valentine, 4/20/12

"We really don't need the whole commercial break/warm-up routine every time a new reliever comes into the game. It certainly made sense in 1884 when they only switched pitchers when the starter was attacked by pickaxe or caught consumption, and no reliever was warming up because he was busy gambling and drinking." - JD

I still think I'm going to wake up and say "I shouldn't listen to the podcast before bed, I dreamed the Sox signed a guy from Curaçao named Charlie Zink." - KOC

Proud survivor of a hole in the ozone layer, an ice age, a complete polar cap meltdown, a worldwide millennium computer shutdown, and multiple; solar storms, Mayan calendar dates, Nostradamus quatrains and Apocalypses, China viruses and untested vaccines