Red Sox claim LHP Brennan Bernardino

"Say something once, why say it again?" Talking Heads
Μία χελιδὼν ἔαρ οὐ ποιεῖ, "A single swallow does not make a Spring." Aristotle

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth — Professor Mike Tyson

"We really don't need the whole commercial break/warm-up routine every time a new reliever comes into the game. It certainly made sense in 1884 when they only switched pitchers when the starter was attacked by pickaxe or caught consumption, and no reliever was warming up because he was busy gambling and drinking." - JD

I still think I'm going to wake up and say "I shouldn't listen to the podcast before bed, I dreamed the Sox signed a guy from Curaçao named Charlie Zink." - KOC